I fake my own death T-shirt (unisex)

Opossums have been around dating back to when dinosaurs roamed the Earth. Maybe the secret to their survival is knowing that sometimes it's just best to play dead. A homage to the solitary opossum, this unisex, lightweight tee is definitely a conversation piece.

Express yourself with this t-shirt and watch it quickly become a staple of your wardrobe. Made of 60% combed ringspun cotton and 40% polyester jersey. Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage.

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